Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
