But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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