found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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