how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
No subtext here. People are naked.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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