dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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