Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Randomize
