Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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