There is no way he is gay with that hair.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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