i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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