But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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