he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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