I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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