you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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