About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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