i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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