do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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