On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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