Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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