Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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