i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I skipped work to stalk him.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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