I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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