The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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