So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
