At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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