absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
