He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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