I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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