i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
