He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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