Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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