good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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