What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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