Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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