it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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