Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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