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(313): View more from Michigan

My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God

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(765): View more from Indiana

laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

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(409): View more from Texas

white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character

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(419): View more from Ohio

I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom

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(206): View more from Washington

But did u die

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I found an onion in my purse

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(317): View more from Indiana

there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'

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