I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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