she woke up with a sticky ear
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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