i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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