Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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