Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.