I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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