he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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