i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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