It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She's the barista slut.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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