Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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