did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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