69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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