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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.

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  We need to hang out more often

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF

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  children are so perceptive these days... and horny

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.

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  and then ....

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  he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.

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• (619): View more from California

  Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  How do u even exfoliate your vagina

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