Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina