Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you will always have a special place in my vag
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker