Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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