He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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