Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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