Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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