Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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